I want a flip phone.
I want my device to close shut, making the ends of my phone calls more theatric.
I want to open my phone like a good book and discover things in a new way.
I want the rectangular piece of glass I'm expected not to break every single time to, frankly, fuck right off.
I'm ready for something new, but am incapable of making it myself. I acknowledge this.
I'm unable to part from Apple, for reasons I can't understand, but I blame iMessage.
Apple, will you make me a flip phone? This is my final notice.
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